The backstory, fast-tracked (we promise, it won’t hurt):
For decades, the French and English crowns had been locked in a bitter struggle over Norman lands. Jean sans Terre (Richard Coeur de Lion ‘s brother), yes, that was his actual nickname; he was born the fourth son with nothing to inherit, assembled a massive coalition to crush Philippe II Auguste once and for all.
Nobody had apparently told the French knights they were supposed to lose.
The result: Jean sans Terre slunk home in defeat, signed Magna Carta under pressure from his own barons, and Bouvines went down in history as France’s first great national victory. Not bad for a Sunday.
























